"now you have to lift weights to be fuckable."

I remember the days when I thought people who found feet sexy were weird.

I thought the abortion joke was funny.

Idiots.

Yes, but she and her character in savages share a few important qualities:

Oooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Ok, but I'd say 'desperate' is applied equally to overly-aggressive, overly-needy, overly-touchy men as well as women. I don't see desperate as a gendered insult and more than 'creepy' or 'loser' which such women definitely are as well.

This seems unfairly venomous towards Wired.

Speaking as a hetero dude, I would be totally down to share Blake Lively with another dude in a three-way relationship. I only need a share of that woman to be happy for the rest of my life.

First reaction is 'aw, that's so romantic'.... next reaction is, 'you know, I'm not sure what the stats are regarding relationships born out of crazy stressful/dangerous scenarios involving heroism, but I've got a gut feeling the long-term prognostics aren't GREAT.'

I think if a guy went up to you repeatedly touching you without invitation, persistently engaging you after disinterest was clear and acting desperate for your attention, he'd probably be looked at a little worse than 'boys being boys'.

No nothing should be implied or self-explanatory in sex-ed, but what your mother told you wasn't sex-ed, it was crazy-old-people generalizations of male behavior and attitudes.

Eh, I guess you could call it harassment since there was (and usually is, in the subsequent encounters with that type) repeated uninvited touching and irritating persistence, but I'm bigger than them so it's not as though I ever feel particularly threatened

Well yeah, the "....with people they find attractive" part is typically implied and self-explanatory.

It seems like every year there's another article debunking the myth of the sexual peak based on the same [correct] arguments that studies based on orgasm count are inherently flawed.

I think Blake looks stunning on the cover, personally.

Well when?

Being crazy aggressive like a shameless cougar is also a good way to get sober men to back away slowly and run in the other direction.

Really?

How do you figure?