If you're having trouble telling them apart, Jonathon has been dead for several centuries and Taylor is the shy, demure waif who shaves her pubes so she can dance the way she needs to without scaring the kids.

Don't blame Taylor for the fleeting duration of the thrill, she's there all day.

The latter. In life he just ignores his way to the front of the line, past the maitre d and into a nice table. His attorneys, similarly, ignore rules, costs and everyone else until the inevitable bankruptcy or counter-suit, when they try to bury opponents under legal fees that either results in a dropped case or a…

Not to get all serious or whatever, but one of the guy's biggest claims to "business excellence" was the $900m loss he spread across ten years to avoid income taxes. He can spin closed motels into a useful loss as well as anyone.

The cancer. Just cannot beat it.

But I'm drinking like it's the Eisenhower 50s! Doesn't that count for anything?

If you would like to cut off her clothes with a knife, turn to the next page.

Sean Spicer: Sir, I just announced to the press you;d be live tweeting the event.

That's "Наемные головорезы" in Russian (according to my Hired Google".)

beautiful.

Sorry, I had pederast for a minute. Whoops, now I got pendant with pearls and opal. Now I'm back to pedant.

I never trust anyone who reads the articles.

No, it was a sign someone finally bought a working timer for the kitchen.

I would go cheese and mustard, straight up.

What, are you from Minneapolis? Provincial means never having to accept anything from outside, including terrible sandwiches from Missouri.

But wait, then how come I've spent 12 years paying off this settlement for that Neiman Marcus $250 Cookie Recipe? Jeff said this was going to work out for every- oh I get it… Oh man, I'm going to *kill* Jeff.

That's worth a suit or two by someone, someday, but it sounds like this woman is just nursing some hurt feelings and not trying to make any larger point.

If you spread it over mazipan and wait for everything to completely dry you can use it in place of class 5 gravel in most road building situations. But be sure to keep the pieces small since there's no known way to break it up once it sets.

New Youtube challenge: watching the video 2 Networks 1 Snow Globe Gelatin Bubble.

Like a big old frosting monocle.