If comments sections had lame theme songs, this would get that one.

Confucius and Abe Lincoln were both terrible posters who were always careless in their citations.

Be fair: the TV is in the reporters' room, Pres Don is just visiting them.

But Trump has no conception of Good or Evil, so putting him into either camp doesn't feel right. Raw chance says he'll make mistakes all over the ethical landscape. Just look at how many times he's swerved all over the Good/Evil centerline so far: he's got to be about even by now.

And the Death Stars were mostly on time and budget (until they blew up.)

Chlorine? Somebody investigate the pool boy.

That's about the best case scenario: Trump's craziest wingnut team members get liquidated and the remainder only turn out to be variations on Dick Cheney.

Saying "in some form" during a campaign is a wicked far cry from convincing legislators to put pen to paper in real life.

Gin has that light juniper finish that works well before breakfast.

Make it tigers because they are orange.

Well in The Waterboy he was dew.

So, what, you're saying no to Amy Schumer on this project?

More peyote, Edric?

There's also a scene featuring a locomotive-sized fish tank filled with orange smoke in a ballroom. (And even if I provided context it wouldn't make much more sense.)

I actually believe that Putin does have a lot of support from many Russian people. He's brought them an increased role in international affairs, just like the old days, he's standing up to the West, just like the old days, and it's not much worse in any other respect (as long as you aren't too concerned with details —…

Really good post, Nominal. Wanted to give extra plaudits for facts and non-bluster.

Performant, meaning "it performs well enough". And I still hate it when anything impacts anything else. (Impactful is not worse because it feels like a taunt more than a hipsterdouche attempt to make up a word.)

A ton of feathers and whatnot.

It's even better when you touch it a lot and leave it out under bright lights for a few hours

I was deli-handling man meat, but yeah, same.