Trade in time is coming up. I wonder if he's going to go back to domestic now that's he's president.

Just go with the thong. People will totally get it.

You may be able to imagine that, but Melania is having some difficulty.

Once you start wearing pants you're going to catch up quickly. It's awesome.

Get him a cabinet post.

With a face that punchable you're going to have to expect a little damage.

Well, if the Wash Times says so then it's got to be (something).

Heh, "beat"…

The next model will also go 4 MPH but deliever within a ten mile radius.

Soylent Green is pad thai!

Or attach unexpected passengers. Man that could make this a bad idea quickly. How about a Barbie doll pole dancer on the antenna? Or a small rack of menus from some other restaurant delivery service stuck on top, or lots of stickers for your band's next gig all over it, or a cheapo speaker blaring terrible music or…

It CAN deliver within a three mile radius, just not if it's more than about two miles away.

McConnell, you bastard!

Or 300. Yikes, talk about plastic exoskin.

Just keep thinking "Apocalypse Now, Apocalypse Now…"

Underemployment is real. Apex delivery figures are the true victims here.

Get it from the library. One royalty spread across hundreds of viewers doesn't amount to much at all.

Yeah, but that was a long time ago. Lots has changed and many of those might not do it again.

Part of the way we play is trying to identify who dropped what cards. It's usually pretty predictable.

Still, mixing in a handful of CAH cards with a regular AtA deck makes it more fun.