Rated S for Seagal.

Seagal is reading every word here and taking notes. Know now, there will be vengeance. (And then a new movie with a fine, classic Italian sensibility and a Michelangelo-influenced flamethrower scene.)

I think the winner with the golden ticket gets to review outliers like this. The loser short straw gets you mundane crap with no room for open field running.

The reanimated remains of Orson Welles.

A very nearly unique distinctness that sets it apart from other distinctnesses.

- Attorney General Steven Seagal

Cut the ghost writer and editors some slack: his memory has to be cloudy at best, which leaves Bach in Making Stuff Up mode. He's… not a creative thinker if his music is any indication.

I just check out the centerfolds.

Have the Village People ever raised a child?

Truth. This is actually how I taught my children to spell Minnesota. They don't know much else, and they're kind of loud, but they always get Minnesota right.

Hmm, I have vinyl for my car and my phone plays cassettes. I may need to talk to you after the presentation.

I prefer latex. Wait, what were we talking about?

Two places outside the home where you might see vinyl snobs:
- The *best* little record shop I found that had this incredible copy of…
- Any party I am at, lecturing me on the merits of vinyl.

i KEEP MY ALBUMS IN A BOX WITH NO SLEEVES BECAUSE THAT IS STATE OF THE ART WHEN YOU PUT THE COVERS ON THE WALL BECAUSE THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND PART OF THE ARTIST EXPRESSION AND EVEN I A TRUE FAN OF RECORDS CANT HEAR ANY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM AND THE 32KBPS TRACKS ON MY WALKMAN SO WHAT IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY.

*Armed* unemployed nutjob.

Well how else are you going to preserve the status quo? (No, really, this is the best I got and I'm open to suggestions.)

Hey, when your sexual energies are starting at that level ANY decrease is a very real threat.

Trump will but it just so he can keep using it. He's a billionaire, after all, so he can do these things.

It's kind of a family business: get naked, earn your money, part company.

It'd be pretty easy for a guy like Pence to stay clear of the conflagration: he's been in Indiana doing non-business things for a long time. As long as Priebus keeps him out of the messy conflict of interest stuff (that insiders will be able to spot a mile away) the Rep party will be able to keep him viable for any…