Height plus tall hair equals Tiny Andy Richter in the shade. Did you not read the article?

Even when he's jumping on the couch? It's got to add 18 inches.

Yeah, none of that is in the current article. But it's good to know nonetheless.

Or Rachel's third breast.

Sly was always a master of comedy.

That's because were *supposed* to hate him. There are only so many roles for a lead that are worthy of a three movie deal, and waiting for another BoB is not smart for a studio.

Leave the script as-is and cast Adam Sandler. *Bam*

It puts the chicken in the bucket.

I think Hunny wings would work better than Hot n Spicy for this ad.

Remember the sudden and cold awareness that flashed over you back in college, crashing through a blackout drunk at 3am, after what appears to be a safe drive home in the snow, interrupting a random, messed up game of Brienne's Life Simulation? Remember pissing yourself before you finally figured out that thump was…

Solyent Green smells like chicken!

He tried switching to Ali Baba but they wouldn't budge on that one.

Boys bad, boys bad,
Do you gonna what?

Do you do a lot of butter carving? I thought that was strictly a State Fair thing.

Fat and orange, it has to be Pumpkin or Garfield.

It's just 80% of them giving everyone a bad name.

Coming for 2016: India Pumpkin Ale

Wow, now I know what they're drinking in hell. Not the pumpkin ale bit, but the notion of a cinnamon rim. Yikes, the phrase alone…

I love *one* pumpkin beer. I can't go much past that tho. It's like anything else that tastes like pumpkin I guess.

Gymnasts were always dressed like the sexy, sexy models in the Sears catalog. But now that God has given us lycra many other athletes are able to share the bumps from their lady parts with the cameras of the world. Terrible, I tell you…