Bro, your link is broken. I gotta see this.

Rush?

Probably the cheapest salad in town, now it comes with cheap McFlurries!

Or stop with the freaking chemo. Geez, that stuff is supposed to be for real weight loss emergencies.

Some days I'm moderate, some days I'm not. The voices don't give me much warning, so it's kind of hard to tell what's coming when I get up.

Animal?!? Get me Research, now!

…and some were out of windows.

Too childish? No such thing! That's the freedom of a name like He-Man: there is literally nothing too childish for this film. There's not even CGI to hold you back. If someone can scrawl it in Illustrator then it can be in this movie. My God, it boggles the mind.

Not just the small hands, but the lustrous orange hair too. This guy could be going places that most politicians don;t want to go.

And badly is what you'll get.

SHE CAN'T BE MORE THAN ONE THING!

I cherish my memories of the drug-fueled hairbot sex orgies and Richard Dawson kissing and cursing all the moms in the second reel, but I may have seen it while a bit under the weather (ie steeped in cold medicine and hot toddies.)

He is certainly the Jeff Goldblum this generation has needed all along.

You'd think if they were going to go ahead with pushing the absurdist candidate like that they'd go the distance and have him on a lot more to cement the idea that he's wildly not qualified for it.

My fever dreams are similar, except at the end Ashton Kutcher pulls off a rubber Trump mask and declares Demi Moore the real first lady.

They still need Obama until December. Maybe they can get Hammond to do both.

If it was IOC-level corruption there's be a lot more money involved. This is simply TV-level product placement and a pretty significant misunderstanding of how social media works.

Are you serious?

Bowling isn't an Olympic sport until Tokyo 2020.

Tennis is worse because they actually make enough money to work at it full time. Can you imagine how much more awful trampoline or synchronized swimming would be if a bunch of jaded world class pros just waltzed in like it was another day at work and crushed the dreamers from Zaire or Chile thus rendering it another…