Especially since the Obamas always radiate a genuine warmth for each other. This family loves the shit out of each other, and they came together (and stay together) because of that love. 45 and his family reek of convenience and of absent parenting.

I feel like the sentiment still fits though.

No wonder I was confused.

Wrong thread, dude.

I mean to be fair, after the handshake he gave her a very warm and affectionate slo-mo ...shove.

She looked uncomfortable/embarrassed and he practically pushed her away.

White person = a few chuckles and a cursory questioning about your trip and why you have no luggage.

Brown person = Good luck not being shot.

I’m sorry your family has passed. It’s always a shame when the interesting leave early and leave you with terrible, boring choices. Case in point: Bowie is gone, Trump is President.

Well, look at this edgy motherfucker right here.

When I did wedding planning one of my specialties was managing shitty MILs and overbearing moms, as well as bouncing folks who weren’t welcome or became unwelcome. It was honestly my favorite part of the job.

I used this tactic to get really good snacks, too. I was like, “I’ll do it, but in addition to the money I need cupcakes and salt and vinegar potato chips and code red mountain dew.” I could have just bought these things but somehow they tasted better when they were fetched for me by parents desperate to escape their…

If Trump insists his hair is real, he should fire his fucking barber. My cats have horked up better coifs than what he sports on that melted wax scalp of his.

Drown fucker, drown!

“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

Or not. It doesn’t matter either way. You don’t have to stand. I didn’t stand 30 years ago when I was in school. One teacher had a talk with me about it, and was taken aback by my reasoning. Good.

Congratulations.

That’s Mom of an active duty sailor, with a sense of humor, liberal to you ;)

Did not expect to come here and chuckle after reading. Nice catch.

This shouldn’t have made me crack a smile, and yet...

body was injured in an IUD explosion.