I have seen it and am impressed by your curating skills. Those used condoms and syringes add such a whimsical touch!

Jones is loco and his motive is trolling. That’s my new catchphrase.

Watergate: At Least Nixon Had a Plan

And I saw my reflection in the dirt-covered hill, ‘til the landslide brought it down...

UK Update:

I do not doubt that in the least. I grew up in an abusive home where the scenario you describe was my life.

I love that photo with her daughter, it’s mesmerizing. I also love that she looks like a real 60 year old woman in her solo shot.

nobody puts baby in the courier

my grandfather used to grab me and force-tickle me until i cried when i was kid. hilarious!!!! i’m not responsible for what happens to any ticklers in my vicinity.

Toughen up buttercup.

The disconnect is that Foxtrot Alpha is a sub-blog of Jalopnik.... Jezebel and The Root are sister sites. Everything from Foxtrot Alpha is already a part of Jalopnik...

Not every anti-gay person is secretly gay, fam.

All I want to do when he does that goddamn forefinger/thumb gesture with his nubby little hands is break the fucking things.

You left out Hilary. Gotta work that in there, and then something about feeling a burn of some kind that I don’t fully understand.

Just so we can get it out of the way and move on to other commentary:
Something something something liberals, politics on my car site, keep your politics to yourself, liberal media, MAGA, I’m unsubscribing from Jalopnik, give him a chance, but whataboutwhenObama..., blah blah blah etc

If you need a car quickly and your finances are limited, buying a car, especially a used one, is a nightmare.

Note that one of the most often provided benefits of hunting - stopping overpopulation - only exists because we won’t stop fucking shooting the predators. I have zero support for sport hunting, and barely any for subsistence hunting.

after 28 years as a famous South African big game hunter

Roger Ailes and this guy. I’m sorry, I’m a good person, but I don’t give a fuck that they are gone.

This elephant deserves an award. She not only sneaked up on his ass from the side, she was like, “Oh, y’all may kill me but I’m taking this mofo with me.” Well done.