I’ve never seen a North Korean shill-bot before. It’s fascinating and actually kind of gross.

It’s hard to tell whether you’re referring to Kim Jong Un or the manner in which some segments of the US population tends to fellate the memory of the founding founders. Both are sick and lead to gross human rights abuses.

Can we hope for him to pull a Nedelin and insist on sitting on the pad while overseeing dangerous last-minute prep work on a full fueled rocket loaded with hypergols?

He didn’t set off nukes so often a decade ago, so there’s a small upgrade possible in the outcome.

Sorry, am I missing something? Where does the article state a worry about California being hit by a NK missile?

You’re right. As long as it can’t hit us who cares if it happens. It’s not as if we’ll have to intervene if our allies are hit so let’s ignore the situation until those missiles can at least hit Alaska.

—but enough about Tom Cruise—

man, they just like to accessorize with bling.

It’s not unusual for backwater dictators to give themselves unwarranted awards and medals. See well known examples below.

It’s “on fleek” and I hope I’m not coming off as a jerk when I say I absolutely love that you wrote “on flick”

Okay, but at least Gorsuch is a judge. DeVos has no experience in education policy. Perry has no experience in energy policy or securing nuclear weapons. Tillerson has no diplomatic experience. Carson has no housing policy experience. The list goes on nearly forever.

And all the semiotics of that peace sign he’s flashing...

But Brezhnev eyebrows are on a flick.

What is it about sheriffs that leads them to dress up like Gilbert & Sullivan caricatures? I’ve seen (American) Generals and Admirals with less shit on their dress uniform than the sheriff of Lower Turkey Scratch County.

Well, isn’t plagiarism actually one of the qualifications the Trump administration is looking for in candidates? From his wife Melania, to Monica Crowley, to... hell, I’m not even gonna bother citing all the examples. This should do:

Angels ain’t what they used to be. Lot of wear and tear, poor bastards.

“When the meteorite crashed right in front of that speeding schoolbus of refugee war orphans and caused it to plow through my neighbors’ meth-lab and burned both of our houses down, I knew the Lord was watching out for us because everyone got out in time.”

“It’s amazing to me how calm everybody stayed. Angels were watching out for us.” No they weren’t.

Yep there rolls another angry white man, devoid of facts who hates anyone and everyone in a world that is rushing past him and leaving him financially, politically and socially behind.

Puerto Rico has been a U.S. territory since 1898, longer than this racist dickbag, or anyone he knows, has been alive. Its people are U.S. citizens. Fuck him.