They should crowdsource to like 12 of the snarkiest grammar Nazis before posting. I swear it'd get corrected in 5 minutes and everyone would be happy/dumb enough to do it for free.

:) SMILE

Can't be worse than hairspray, I guess.

No. It's unclear why Zoe's vest is mentioned at all, seeing as it's never explicitly mentioned that one was ever used. Rather, this would appear to be an article about Donna Salyer's Fabulous Furs. I'm sure there's a connection, but why bother actually writing about it, right?

The top came off my pudding can! Use my pen knife, my good man!

Giant gar of gum balls. We wanted the alliteration so badly, didn't we?

I love all AD related screen names and any excuse to talk about AD. I can't believe it never gets old.

It was founded in 1983. It was an early 90s thing for me, too, but I can't get up in arms about the particulars of a news aggregate's poll. :)

You know it is a current program? A cop showed up every year in elementary school.

What's hard is there are two questions here: which is more 90s and which did I like more. The answer to each question is not the same in this case. DECISIONS!

I remember my first specific memory of celebrating it, along with black history month in general, in my 4th grade class, which was in like 1991/92. That being said, this is all sounding vaguely familiar, and horrible.

I can guarantee that the clothing was absolute shit. I bought one dress for like a winter formal and regretted it foreverrrrrrr.

Oh, that was totally like a Lady Reagan thing or something. This segment is totally American, actually. Self absorbed twats we are!

I voted for Lewinsky AND Delia's muwahahah.

As it should be. That's a toughie!

I'm only a year older than you, and DARE was huge when I was a kid. That's strange.

Hmm, that's weird. We had it when I was a kid. I don't ever remember not having it. Maybe it was on the county or city level.

Well Ted Bundy fathered a kid while on death row, so nothing surprises me anymore about weirdo fans.

I wasn't aware till now that people considered being angry at the victim. She's fucking dead...so it's not like she's the one making a bad name for him. Be mad at the police or the press if you want to be mad at someone. It's like when a person is sleeping with two other people at the same time, and those two people…

That's crazy, especially since it does happen to be half of your heritage! Was your mom self loathing or something? Sheesh. It's super great how binary people are in this country. It's impossible for them to think that Obama is black AND white, or that a white person can be Mexican (true argument I had once) or for…