I wasn't aware till now that people considered being angry at the victim. She's fucking dead...so it's not like she's the one making a bad name for him. Be mad at the police or the press if you want to be mad at someone. It's like when a person is sleeping with two other people at the same time, and those two people…

That's crazy, especially since it does happen to be half of your heritage! Was your mom self loathing or something? Sheesh. It's super great how binary people are in this country. It's impossible for them to think that Obama is black AND white, or that a white person can be Mexican (true argument I had once) or for…

Thank you.

THEY GOT RID OF MLK DAY? UGHHHHHHHHHHH.

I didn't even know we had radishes! I hate how non-natives completely put my state on the map for being "that one trying to out-Florida Florida." Before we were just dumb dumbs who knocked each other up and drank cases of Bud Light (or we were world renown heart surgeons and comet discoverers...yeah, weird), but now…

People originally from Arizona aren't the racist ones. It's the snowbirds from Minnesota who were forced to remain there year-round after the recession, and they got all hot and angry.

I'm a cusper, apparently. I totally remember what a huge deal CPK were. I just fucking hated them. Sorry!

Anyone else like the live, SNL version like a billion million times more?

I'm assuming that's what the joke was. My sister always talks to me about conversations she has with her Executive Director, but she says ED. I giggle every time.

At least she waited till after you fucked each other. Hey-o!

There's always one bad apple, eh? My late response is due to Kinja sucks.

Literally the most hetero guy I know openly talks about butt play with his many lady partners. He said it keeps things interesting. Grow up.

My first successful Gawkerverse comment. Thanks for the lub! :)

I give both genders a pass on accidental toots. I fucking hate anyone who does it deliberately. I have an ex like that. It's infuriating.

It's starting to look like a triple penis! *sobs* It's so beautiful, WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?

I feel like they debunked that one, but maybe I'm thinking about math and I'm definitely too lazy to Google it at the mo. :)

Oh god, I always thought their arms and legs were white (actual white, not person white). I think that's a good implicit privilege test, and I failed hard.

What is boyish about orange and yellow? That was the color of a Nerf gun I bought for secret Santa. Pro tip, Nerf guns make all parties better.

I think the word just suffers from a PR problem. Like Global Warming. But calling it "fucking treat us like people" is a mouthful. So is Global Climate Change, I guess.

I do but that's because everyone is moving away all the time. So I stalk on FB and if they're back in town, we grab a drink. I just don't have time to keep in contact with the dozens of people I genuinely like who don't live in my town anymore. So out of sight, out of mind, but I am genuinely happy when I see them…