I know, sadface. If being an asshole doesn't work and being nice also doesn't work, I think I need to get off the internet.

She calls it a maynoegg!

Blerg. Not this vegetarian.

Soooo...I notice that we never see them doing a colonic together. Are they sharing one set of equipment? :S

Read the following in a kind, non-judgmental voice:

One time my friend Horkenfork* asked me if I wanted to get crepes with him. I was like "hell yes, I love crepes, num num." After we got crepes, I pulled out my credit card to pay my half and he was like, "no, I got you." He knew that I'd gotten laid off recently, so I thought he was being a super nice friend. A few…

The vast majority of the time, it's because we didn't know. Wimmens aren't the wiley types we're made out to be. We are human and that includes being clueless. Some women deliberately lead men on because some women are jerks because they are under the umbrella of some people are jerks. If you offered to move our…

I feel like any comments other than ones about Pete and Pete in this thread are unproductive.

When I'm sharing ideas (at work especially), ones that counter what others say, I now endeavor not to start my sentence with "Sorry, but..." It's really hard, and I consider myself an abrasive asshole, so I don't even know how the gentler variation of my gender combats that social issue.

Maybe I live in a liberal bubble, but I know literally one white person who has ever verbalized "thank god I'm white'" and I have relayed that to other people as a shocking anecdote. I'd say most of my white privilege has been that I've gone through my life with my whiteness being considered society's "default," and…

As a Human member of Earth, I solemly swear that I will:

Truthfully, I don't know a lot of super funny people. Most of my friends are delightful, but I have two honest to god hysterical guy friends and one hysterical lady friend. I'm the other hysterical lady (in real life, it translates fairly terribly to internet comments with strangers) so that makes a 50/50 split. I've…

Here's ten dollars, Will Arnette. Go see a Star War.

Of course ladies love Red Wings. AMIRITE FELLAS!?

What the fuuuuuuuuuu...

I mean, if someone was always asking you to embrace the Holy Trinity, what would you think they meant?

I'm not sure if it's unique to the NoVA/DC scene, but I've been here from ages 24-29 (now) and it's been super easy to make and remake friends. It's very transient so you go to a happy hour, meet a friend of a friend and you go "I like baseball*, you like baseball too? Let's go watch baseball!" and then you friend…

I was right in front of the speakers behind the reflecting pool, and this smaller, second video is exactly how it sounded coming out of the speakers. I thought she was singing alongside a track intentionally. Didn't know this would be the next blahblah-gate.

I AM a blonde woman and I sometimes have trouble telling blonde women apart. At least the blonde women who aspire to look like the blonde form I'm sure Aristotle talked about. The one with Juicy on her butt.

This. This this this.