Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Kinda like a stitch in time saves nine. I’d like to add that doing dishes can be almost medatative and allows you to destress, assuming you’re not in a real rush while doing it, and having a clean area to live makes you feel better on a subconscious level. Still makes it hard to do it when there's so many more fun…

They don’t have to! It’s already implied in most job ads.

The media just goebbels this stuff up.

So hypothetical abortion = murder.

This is ridiculous. You can’t treat parents this way. They have the right to know what is happening at their child’s school and to bring up their concerns. The school I work at does have problems but we make sure to treat our parents well and address their concerns as best we can. There are some parents’ demands that…

Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email?

At least they made the World Series, and weren’t swept in the NLCS

I’m pretty sure 95% of being a regular season manager is just not being a dick and don’t murder your pitching like Dusty Baker. Stick with slumping players and don’t let the racist on the team punch out the latin or asian guy in the clubhouse. After that the team is pretty much going to manage itself.

Managers that can’t figure out that post season baseball is a different game than regular season baseball are painful.

No mention of the highlight after the game?

It was a harsh reminder that we aren’t that far removed from #LOLMets.

I think he secretly wanted to get arrested, otherwise he wouldn’t have been sitting like that.

Sorry dude, maybe if you didn’t want to get caught you should have kept your legs shut.

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

“My kid wouldn’t BE in that situation, because we raised him/her the right way”

The first time I saw this, I was shocked at how she flew across the floor. On the second viewing, I got really sad at the lack of reaction from the other students. They’ve seen this shit before. Look at them. They barely flinch. I would have been out of my mind if this happened in my suburban, lily white high school.

The real tragedy here is that Bartolo Colon failed to get out of the stadium in time to make it to Old Country Buffet before they closed for the night.

If it’s true that he didn’t know while he was pitching, that means someone leaked that shit before Volquez was informed. And that person needs to be hunted down and set on fire, because that means that dude was pitching game 1 while the whole world knew about his father’s death before he did. And that's fucked up.

Losing a wallet or having a purse stolen is horrible. I've had it happen, and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy (well, maybe the worst). I've been the victim of a stalker so I would immediately change the locks on the house, and my uber paranoia would be off the charts (much to the chagrin of MrSafety).