We could use a miracle now, I agree.

Falling in line every time JUST MOVES THE FUCKING LINE.

That’s fucked up and I am picturing the kids on the editorial board laughing about it. In my head they are all wearing blazers and loafers and look like Paul Ryan.

To kick this off, you must know I have a paralyzing fear of ET. My junior year of high school, my “friend” aka person who I hated but tolerated because it was a small school and she was friends with my friends, stole my car keys from my backpack during lunch and slipped them back without me noticing.

I’m a counselor at an abortion clinic in Houston. I’ll be at work helping women access abortion care while they still are able to exercise that right!

I really, really like this guy.

counter counterpoint, it’s a big deal to change a long standing baseball tradition for almost no benefit and slight detriment to the sport. I like the public shame exposition that is the intentional walk.

Yes, thank you, Lauren!

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Look, I know that the giants have become insufferable, and I’m biased as a bay area resident, but...

I don’t but that’s in part because I’m terrified that when I put my foot down the soap will make it fly out from under me and I’ll fall and hit my head on the shower rack and slowly drown as the tub fills around my unconscious form.

i have super stanky feet so yes...but if you are one of those genetically gifted people without smelly feet, more power to you!

Really? I always wash my feet. But I tend to walk around the house barefoot, so they are probably the most dirty thing about me come shower time.

Never a bad time to remember Cardale Jones’ tweets

And on the “American Outrage” meter, this revolting display has only earned 0.0001 Kaepernicks.

I mean, sure, Fallon blew it, but no more than any actual fucking reporter who has gotten a chance to interview Trump. Hell, he even got us new information- Trump’s hair does move.

When I stand for the anthem I start mentally checking off the various ballpark foods I want to eat that day.

Ah yes, the old “The only valid way of demonstrating is the way I deem is valid!” argument. Cool story bro.

We also have the freedom to kneel if we want to when we hear the anthem. Or turn our backs. Or dance a jig. Those people died for her freedom to do that too.