Oh Maggie and Peter. Always inhabiting the #1 spot on the "celebrity couples I'd love to do dirty things with" list.

I would imagine my life would definitely have fewer downsides too if I didn't have to pay rent...JEEZ.

@seattlesue: They don't match gay and lesbians. They were sued for it, and developed another separate site for them (I forget what its called—something "Connections"), but the whole thing left me not really feeling too happy about their company.

Did RPattz borrow that blazer from Ron Burgandy?

Much as those commercials have just charmed my pants off, eHarmony's history of discrimination does not. I would never join for that reason.

If personnel shortage is the problem here, I'll gladly be trained in whatever it takes to test the kits.

I just got far more excited than I care to admit over the Timon & Pumba picture.

@expatinkensal: Oh my god, yes. Pauly D talking about his hair was the highlight. I've often wondered how much product he has to put on his head everyday in order to make it look that solid and impenetrable.

@MagImpalor is a god damn spy.: I've watched it about 8 times, every time hoping the angle on the camera will change so that I can catch a better glimpse of how that giant reindeer took hold of that woman in like...half a second.

@LAmonkeygirl: That's what I'm talkin' bout.

That's why I always fortify Kamchatka first.

@The HZA.: Perhaps an update to the Netflix queue is in order.

I never watched Dawson's Creek when I was a teenager, but Josh Jackson is so damn funny and charming in this that I wish I had.

@Pandorasvoicebox: This was my ex. He was so "nice" that every time I tried to break up with him, he'd break down crying, and manipulate me emotionally with guilt and bullshit about how great I was and how he would never find another me...and blah blah.

I didn't think I could be more creeped out after the above ads—but you proved me wrong. Thanks!

I've never seen a man pull off those wayfarer-type sunglasses as well as he does. Well done, Jim Halpert.

@lka.sfa.: Totally agree with this. She's not completely witless. The extent to which similarly vapid reality television stars take themselves seriously is the true problem—not Snooki.

Yeah, I'm with Hortense on this one. At this point, anyone who watches Jersey Shore, along with pretty much anyone who doesn't, knows Snooki's M.O. We certainly didn't need it spelled out for us, ever so condescendingly, by Ms. Horyn.

@SnideySense: I adore this.

@Sandjampanda: Oh, shucks. You flatter me.