u done clicked

We have a winner here.

Script by: Jimmy Boyette, the coolest kid in Mrs Larkin’s homeroom

The differences between consoles and PC used to be so much bigger last generation. Beside framerate and more distance foilage\shadows there was really not much noticeable changes. But to be fair they also just ran it in 1080p even on PC. Maybe in 4k those wire comparison would look different.

Seriously, you don’t look at the actual image. You just focus on the words denoting the platform and channel your seething rage at the one you don’t own.

It’s as if the technically best way is the only way. Their first car is going to be very humiliating.

No...you have it wrong...it cant be, (insert boast of the specs of that gaming rig that supposedly cost only $700) must be best and the only way I can justify its existence is through framerate comparisons.

No kidding, I saw a Sony fanboy today trying his hardest to come up with some new problem. They don’t have 1080p with this. They don’t have image quality. They don’t have framerate. It just goes to show that to them it isn’t anything of these things that makes a difference to them, just the Sony brand name and the…

Seriously, the number of people who get so worked up about this shit is ridiculous. Unless there are game-breaking bugs on one platform but not on others, you’re going to play and enjoy it regardless of your choice of platform.

I honestly see no difference between all platforms. Maybe it’s because I’m looking at this video through my phone?

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN FUCKFACED FUCKER- A Call Of Duty Tale

FUCK! WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M TRYING TO SHITTING DO?! GOD COCK IT! FUCK!

That line, delivered in the way it was and in the context of that video, sums up why I gave up on the Call of Duty series.

I cracked up when he said that.

Nice FUCKIN’ shooting!

Honestly, I never understood this crap. Even without the risk of getting your account banned or closed, I just don’t get it.

You unlock Brady when you destroy every cell phone hidden in the game.

Yes. He shows up as a mutant with a weird “deflating” ability, which allows him to cheat and not get caught. So dont play cards with him!

3rd Party Publisher: “Why would we make our games backwards-compatible when we can reap the HD re-release profits instead!”