I feel like people are watching these movies for all the wrong reasons. Like, turn off your fucking brain and enjoy the superhuman slugfest for what it is, and then turn your brain back on afterwards.

Wait, you mean to tell me that an Israeli arrived unannounced and started being aggressive towards the unsuspecting people who were already there? Well I’ll be damned.

Disgusting.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

This guy is my new favorite player.

It will be because the tires are bald.

This was the first thing that came to mind when I read that.

If that load falls off they’ll have hell toupée.

“I know nothing about cars ex­cept what I personally like...”

I live on my preworkout. I’m sure they ARE like meth, because HOLY SHIT I CAN BENCH PRESS THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD RIGHT NOW AND THEN I’M GOING TO FIGHT EVERYONE AND MURDERKILL EVERYTHING AND....oh...oh....im tired now....

Appreciate the response. Mostly.