I feel like people are watching these movies for all the wrong reasons. Like, turn off your fucking brain and enjoy the superhuman slugfest for what it is, and then turn your brain back on afterwards.

Wait, you mean to tell me that an Israeli arrived unannounced and started being aggressive towards the unsuspecting people who were already there? Well I’ll be damned.

Graphene’s number one property is creating blog stories about the properties of graphene.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

I’m afraid that these launches will never feel routine to me (like they once had with the Shuttle program prior to Challenger). Every rocket that goes up I have this terrible feeling of dread that it’ll blow up like that recent Space X launch. Having people on it makes it so much worse.

After reading the title i thought for a second that NASA had a new spacecraft program that i didn’t knew about, then i remembered that the senate thinks science is less important than war... or spying their own citizens.

Disgusting.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

This guy is my new favorite player.

It will be because the tires are bald.

This was the first thing that came to mind when I read that.

If that load falls off they’ll have hell toupée.

“I know nothing about cars ex­cept what I personally like...”

So I won’t get wifi when I’m in my submarine outside my underwater lair?

heh... oh sure, lets avoid the annoying person sitting next to you, meanwhile you’re the guy sitting on an 8 hour flight saying out loud “scroll scroll scroll click page up page up start search goat fetish enter”

I had just assumed Canadian hydrants dispensed maple syrup.

I live on my preworkout. I’m sure they ARE like meth, because HOLY SHIT I CAN BENCH PRESS THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD RIGHT NOW AND THEN I’M GOING TO FIGHT EVERYONE AND MURDERKILL EVERYTHING AND....oh...oh....im tired now....

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