I enjoy them, actually. Good summer beer. Light and easy to drink.

Who are you to lecture everyone on proper construct of humor in others peoples’ families? Can you not see the other-worldy arrogance and rigidity of doing that?!

“Punching”?! Who is punching here?!!!

Weak. Slushboxes are for lazy loosers.

Look man.... I don’t like it any more than yo do, but I’m in too deep at this point. Two...okay three more videos and then after launch, no one will talk about this car ever again. I promise :D

ENOUGH ABOUT THIS FUCKING CAR ALREADY

Did I say “all” I did not, so stop playing your passive aggressive word game you aching disenfranchised heart. Everyone is tired of your blame games and that’s why we have what we have in the White House now.

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

That every bridge I drive over is going to collapse PRECISELY as I cross it and send me plummeting in to the river below.

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a hideous ransom note of a car, with the chrome trim and all those vents making it look really cheap? Take those bits away and I doubt you’d be able to tell it apart from any other saloon car, especially other ones from South Korea. And, really, those performance figures…

I mean, just because the herd thinks something is cool doesn’t mean it is. We have morons running around pretending to have gluten allergies and electing Trump as president. The vast majority of people think boring ass crossovers are the best kind of car.

God, I hate disneyland. I friggin hate disneyworld. They are literally hell on earth.

I have, quite literally, done over 600 dragstrip passes and have competed in national events. I’ve driven traditional manuals, clutchless manuals, and transbrake automatics. I’ve done 0.400 and 0.500 pro tress as well as traditional 0.500 stepped trees. I’ve gone very low 9's, and have a super gas license. I’ll race…

This is actually something that’s been tested many times in the powertrain industry, but the laws of thermodynamics are against you. The power input into said system will always be less than the power gained from said system, this will work for one pass at a time. I guess if you’re into running a car for 10 seconds…

The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.

In winter, when my hoses will freeze, my buckets will freeze, my power washer will freeze, and my butt will freeze, I will use a car wash to keep my car clean. Stating that I don’t care about my car because I use a car wash is a hideously stupid conclusion to draw.

Well if you see a sign that says “Your Approved” at a car dealer. Run, run away as fast as you can.

Live in Ohio, can confirm.

I live in Ohio and I see most of this shit on a daily basis. The only shocking thing is the amount of people driving on the wrong side of the road. Think they are foreigners?

You know what the next article will be right?