I get it. There’s not much I like to do more than watching birds, if you know what I mean.

Nope. It’s either okay or it’s not. Fence sitting grey area takes like that are what led us to the confusing state of legal but not for cannabis. All weed business owners have to live in constant fear of losing their money (that banks can’t legally hold for them) and businesses whether they are legal or not.
If they…

He plead guilty and admitted to buying homes and other assets with the proceeds of illegal drug sales.

Yes, it’s dumb that weed isn’t federally legal. Yes, civil asset forfeiture is ridiculous. Yes, 40 years is an insane amount of time for this crime. No, this guy shouldn’t get away with no repercussions after breaking…

Why aren’t these generous people paying off student loans or mortgages?

I’ve made my peace with it.

Funny enough, I actually think its fitting. It looks like what is a childs idea of a strong super hero would look like.

No, I remember Chappelle and Brennan’s writing in the sketch exactly the way he explained it. Dave’s joking intro and outro was kinda like, “ None of us can believe Kelly is so flagrant yet hasn’t been caught up!”

Obligatory:

YES.

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

“Pete smokes so much weed that it makes people uncomfortable.”

If white people knew they could be arrested for calling the police for no reason on black people, we would start to see progress.

Officer Pastran sounds in the article like he’s one of the ‘good ones’. Except he not once talked up, spoke up, or prevented Erickson from doing this. Which means he’s just better bad cop than your normal bad cop. 

Then you should turn it off (if you own an iPhone).

Chill, child.