I understand this is a tongue in cheek article, but man the Mary Jane and Miles stealth missions just put the brakes on the fun. I like both characters, but I question giving them gameplay segments. Whenever the game cuts to Mary Jane or anyone who doesn’t have, you know, the cool super powers that are the reason this…

Can we please stop adding gate to things. Watergate was the name of the hotel, not Nixon having an issue with water lol

She was so right about everything except how to beat fucking Donald Trump in an incredibly winnable election. Like, you know, how to campaign in the Rust Belt instead of a California you were never going to lose or a Georgia you were never going to win.

LOL... ain’t that the truth! My wife is an elementary school teacher and generally a pretty polite and easy going person, despite a somewhat dark sense of humour.

This is why I will never join Mario Kart voice chat.  In most other games, I don’t want to hear other people screaming and complaining.  In Mario Kart, I don’t want them to hear me screaming and complaining.

At least he’s a father getting involved in her daughters life. I’m just wondering why there’s no GotG reference anywhere in the article.

You’re talking about what Bugs should have done to Florida, right?

We live in a world where the objectification of young females is the norm. Don’t believe me?

Is our big problem with it that she’s a woman, or that she’s seventeen? Let’s flip it around a sec and see. If a seventeen year old male racer was asked by an older woman to sign her chest, or tramp stamp area, would we be ok with that? I can’t help but feel there would be far less protest about that, right or wrong.

The other reason for moving the car, LaSha told me, was that her husband wanted to show that it could be done after his friend voiced some doubts.

Only time I pay attention to patch numbers is FFXIV.

I’ve been to white church a handful of times in my life.

No one co-opts shit unless you let them.

As a player with over 1000 hours spent on Destiny 1, I’ve been lied to so many times by Bungie that my faith in this game is now long gone.

Did the Leviathan raid a few times to check it out and I don’t plan on ever coming back, feels bad because the mechanics of this shooter had everything to be amazing and Bungie…

I was thinking the same. “Oh, you...” is NOT the reaction my wife would have; rather, I’d expect her to threaten to shove that bottle into one of my orifices.

That opening gif is not representative of the reaction she would have. That’s more of an “Oh you..” instead of the more real “What the fuck Adam?!”.

A lot of people are saying that the platform is the deal-breaker here. I get that to an extent. Like many Kotaku commenters, once I got a Switch, my interest in playing games on 3DS dropped a lot. I haven’t even finished Metroid: Samus Returns, and I love the Metroid series and had been dying for its return!

It looks like a fun game that’s right up my alley.  I don’t have much of an interest in playing on the 3DS anymore though - if he really wanted exposure he’d find a way to have it ported to the Switch and convince someone to throw some advertising its way. 

INB4 ties into Black Ops 4 since it’s a B-Net exclusive on PC.

Somewhere at Yum! brands headquarters in Louisville there are staffers taking furious phone calls from executives demanding to know how in God’s name this Kevin Pang character came up with this idea before they did.