I don't want to dismiss the list ("yawn! too cool for this"), but there's enough crap on this list that it just seems surreal (Rush? Dion? Is this Heidecker's Rolling Stone doing the list? And I'm sorry, but there are definitely canned synths on the Cohen record—they ruin the best song, even).
Anyhoo, I'm gonna give…

I remember when in NY you could go into Tower and buy it for a buck, and then walk outside and get it free from the plastic box. Wonder how long that brilliance lasted.

I remember when in NY you could go into Tower and buy it for a buck, and then walk outside and get it free from the plastic box. Wonder how long that brilliance lasted.

Nevermind about the new album, I'm just excited to discover there's a band with more of that Embarassment sound—had no idea!

Nevermind about the new album, I'm just excited to discover there's a band with more of that Embarassment sound—had no idea!

The latter did occur to me, but seems a little unlikely (it's just one apartment/ condo among many—that facade would be continuous across the face of the building, unless I'm misremembering the size of the windows). But either way—what safehouse puts its people on display? The very point is that they be hidden. It's…

The latter did occur to me, but seems a little unlikely (it's just one apartment/ condo among many—that facade would be continuous across the face of the building, unless I'm misremembering the size of the windows). But either way—what safehouse puts its people on display? The very point is that they be hidden. It's…

Brody eating that cereal is what is wrong with the show. This guy never conveys an inner life unless he's in the fetal position…I'm a Marine, now I'm a terrorist, I've been through several wash and dry cycles mentally all around, I am part of a gigantic sting tomorrow that will bring this all to a close and bust the…

Brody eating that cereal is what is wrong with the show. This guy never conveys an inner life unless he's in the fetal position…I'm a Marine, now I'm a terrorist, I've been through several wash and dry cycles mentally all around, I am part of a gigantic sting tomorrow that will bring this all to a close and bust the…

Don't let Grimace hear you say that or you will be subject to a one-word riposte.

Don't let Grimace hear you say that or you will be subject to a one-word riposte.

Napolean Dynamite (first thing I thought of), except I hated the movie.

Napolean Dynamite (first thing I thought of), except I hated the movie.

Yeah, I know…a) most of that is tomato (hopefully) b) that's the sort of reason I don't eat it but once every few months c) I'm not a total nazi—it's not so I can say I don't have refined sugar, butso I can sleep less and have more energy. Occassional amounts like that don't seem to ruin the program. Barbeque sauce is…

Yeah, I know…a) most of that is tomato (hopefully) b) that's the sort of reason I don't eat it but once every few months c) I'm not a total nazi—it's not so I can say I don't have refined sugar, butso I can sleep less and have more energy. Occassional amounts like that don't seem to ruin the program. Barbeque sauce is…

Cut an hour and a half off my needed sleep, constant energy all day from the time I wake up, no crashes.

Cut an hour and a half off my needed sleep, constant energy all day from the time I wake up, no crashes.

You know you should quit doing what you're doing when you have to work that hard to let yourself keep doing it.

You know you should quit doing what you're doing when you have to work that hard to let yourself keep doing it.

Gen X-1.