“It has always been the women.”

You know, it’s funny. You grow up and who do you love/trust/respect/fear more than your mom? Nobody right? But then we become teenagers and all of a sudden it’s like fashionable to pretend that women can’t do all the things that men can do and in some cases worlds better.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

nah

No, you have to trade places with one of us, according to the conventions of the Trump/InCaseOfEmergency,HaulAss Accord.

It’s a fucking show dog with fucking papers, dude.

Yeah, I know that guy. He’s a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. I hope he doesn’t find this dog.

Jesus Walter.

I hope the right person finds this good dog. Here in NYC, you can’t leave good dogs like that unsupervised because people steal them and sell them to dog fighting rings to be used as bait dogs.

You know what?

Dear god I needed this.

he can’t read yet

To capitalize on the Indians’ success, the Browns launch their own Native American mascot, Gpodawund.

Trainer: How many fingers am I showing?

That Wikipedia is also an amazing thing. I had no idea who this woman was before this asshole who lies about his own military background insulted her. However, now I know SHE LOST BOTH OF HER LEGS SERVING IN IRAQ.

You know, I went and looked it up!

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

*Stunned silence intensifies*

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

No snark: Thank you for this piece. Masterfully reported, incredibly well-written, utterly important.