It looks like he is thinking ‘Say the inner cities are living in hell one more time motherfucker.’

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Among the Thugs was basically like 300 pages of “and then we drank way too much and got in a brawl with Italian cops” and “and then we drank way too much and beat some Leeds supporters maybe to death.”

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

In fairness when they yell “go back to your country” Toronto fans usually mean America.

The point about it being defensible til the 11th is a pretty good one. While the saber crowd would say that Showalter is a dolt for not having Britton come in to pitch the 9th and 10th, Brach and O’Day are competent and only slightly more likely to give up a run than even a dominant Britton, so that’s whatever. For…

Barry, are you insinuating that the Cardinals won....

Work!

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

#allmenincludingbrothers

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

He’s like a vacuum cleaner out there.

Maybe they’re just planning next season’s marketing push: “Get your tickets to see that Hamilton play!”

Good dad, my ass. Look at how badly that kid’s missing his spots.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

Pedroso came back to their hotel room and found Oliveira there with another Olympic hard body, canoeist Pedro Goncalves.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.