Wait. We are supposed to let vile people lie about horrible things and if we attack them for it we are like the inquisition? LOL. What the fuck?

People who call other people “snowflakes” are the real Snowflakes.

I’m sure the town tourism board is hurrying to put this on a welcome sign right now.

They should’ve sued Anthony Settlesoutofcourt instead.

He’d better learn to.

I’ve never understood why Convention Centers and Hotels that are capable of hosting conventions always have the most garish carpets...like who is making these patterns?! The Blind?! (though with all due respect, I feel like a blind individual would actually design something a bit more tasteful)

they will keep him on the roster next year

Lighten up, he’s obviously kidding.

Or was found in Sacramento, a week later.

Why be a Kwan when you can be a Kardashian?

I cannot tell if this is a serious comment or not.

Breaking: candidate says what voters want to hear, film at eleven.

True change can only occur from within. Whenever you want to burn down the system and start afresh, best to always elevate the number two guy, because he’s the one that’s been there before. Always sitting there, right next to the current boss, plotting all the ways you’re going to change the system instead of piping…

What people are saying, and what is backed up by many reports, is that illegal immigrants commit crimes at a far greater rate than either legal immigrants or native citizens.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

I think it is you who are new around here. Gawker Media hasn’t existed for nearly 18 months. This is Gizmodo Media Group (GMG for short).

And politicizing drunk driving for any reason other than stopping drunk driving is a shitty move, and you should probably be ashamed of yourself for being a terrible asshole.

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What’s a “Gawker”?

Best thing I’ve ever read.