Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

'It's nice but not ignore-new-england-penalties nice' - Dean Blandino

Blue 42!

Pete Morelli was reminded that one day he may have to cross the George Washington Bridge. He quickly reconsidered the call.

I love it so much when idiots accuse Gawker of constantly race-baiting, and then post comments to articles that have nothing to do with race, and don't mention race, and attempt to make it about race. And then fail to see the irony of it all.

If you're going to apologize in public (and Twitter is public), you should learn how to spell apologize.

Just win, adult-sized baby!

I've been flying ~ 100k miles per year for work, for ten years or so up until about a year ago.

The best part is that Draper's mom went to a high school with a special Leonard Cohen room for the nerds. I wish there had been one of those at mine.

Vandy athletics managed to squash an article I was trying to right about some potential (though accidental) fraud on the track team.

But how was the coffee at the hearing? I bet it was watered-down Keurig stuff. Two beans out of five.

"We're getting fired? What are we supposed to do? Let's go talk to Jay Cutler I guess." - Marc Trestman

Boss: "I got some bad news guys..."

Agent: Cam, you need a firewall to potect you from this happening.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

The fact that he considers mass-produced seasoning packets a "little known trick" is the cooking equivalent of his "little known coaching tactic" of screaming at people.

As a Coloradoan I will NOT have Deadspin mock Cory Gardner. The man is a football hero, his wife Morgan Fairchild (who he's seen naked) is a delight and his children Taylor Swift and Webster are absolute angels.

Nothing good can happen when you drink like a Wisconsinite and think like a Floridian.

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

Tom is so used to the Lions losing that he somehow found a way to give them 8 divisional losses in a 4 team division.