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As someone who never thought Gruden would be hired in part because I never thought Davis would eat the cost of firing Del Rio: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“How will we maintain our status as a regionally tertiary city without this project?”

“The Raiders ponied up a ton of money to move to Vegas...”

Streaming is destroying legacy artists’ Wikipedia singles discography chart positions charts.

He pulled his hamstring while retrieving his phone. It’s such a shame too because he had mentally drafted the perfect pithy response tweet while doing so.

He probably just felt “4th and 2" had become so ‘87 that he needed to replace it.

I think it’s more correct to describe Page as both a wannbe i-banker and a wannabe oil consultant.

Souped up, jacked up, cracked up, stacked up
You’re a bad stain
And you need to be cleaned up

The English press will spend the next 23 months hyping the team before the Euros, and the team will then promptly underperform.

Well, I may be a little light in my loafers, but I am not at all averse to resurrecting the phrase.

What do her appearance fees suggest? Reality-TV personality? Social media influencer? Porn star?

Regardless of how seriously we should take them, there are basically three ways the A’s season will end:

Vikings fans with a sense of history know why this analogy is inapt.

Careful with the comma outside the quotes. You’ll give yourself away.

Stream Scorpion on all platforms!

It’s raining them?

Of course Zlatan’s OWN sexy ass would have him in a new dimension.

Jason Cook, Baylor’s vice president for marketing and communications and chief marketing officer, attempt at “Please attribute to a Baylor official” at least gives some tiny flicker of hope that some at Baylor realize how toxic this all is.

Why your children’s lives will suck: Anthony Kennedy’s news!