All of this was predicted by E.M. Forster in The Machine Stops.

One problem with the way you’re framing this is that you’re likely putting the threat of uncertainty (“and see what happens”) on the wrong option.

In Season 8, I want a sassy indignant Dana to demand to get to know her half-sister.

Conor Orr > Albert Breer.

I actually thought this was a very slight improvement on the AS3 snatch game. The whole thing is now stale and needs to (at least temporarily) sashay away.

“...with one head coach adding, ‘Only the Raiders would draft a guy who could literally die on the field from a known condition.’”

#AndSexTraffickingYourCheerleadersIsRepugnant

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As public-facing offense, you nailed it. In private, I’d go with much more cursing.

I wish someone would punch you in the face.

Do these guys fuck each other or just masturbate a lot?

Corn? I don’t remember catching corn!

“...and Ole Miss athletic director Ross Bjork were dishonest...”

Damn it. For a split second I thought he was going to have to lip synch for his life.

Set Adrift on a Mammary Diss.

Liberal use of the word “nominal” is encouraged when discussing Jeter and Marlins ownership.

It makes it that much worse that I just assume he and Holden are watching on TV like the rest of us.

It whispered in his ear: Dear God do I fucking loathe Lee Greenwood...

How much longer?

But but but maybe the new staff have met both John Stossel and Megan McCardle!