Alliteration is always awesome.

And blinker fluid

Sad story, but it’s gonna be more sad when they Don’t Total it. Its pretty banged up, but that doesn’t look like $19,500 in damages. Last I heard, it has to be over half the value of the car for it to be totaled. But I didn’t adjust for drop in price after driving it off the lot and I don’t know if that totaled figure…

lol. I’ll defer to your expertise in “cucks.”