I’d rather they just release it on Xbox. It worked well enough for Sony when they released MLB The Show.

I haven’t played a Caba Doobie game since Modern Warfare 2 and haven’t bought one since World at War on XB360. I wouldn’t consider them to be essential in the least.

I’m just dropping in to say I would watch/play the hell out of Ass Valhalla: starring Predator.

Oh my god no, the Lord of the Rings novels were *incredibly* boring. I loved The Hobbit as a kid, but even in my nerdiest teen years couldn’t find enjoyment in the LotR trilogy.

Citation needed.

Hey bud, good news—white knights are VERY popular in D&D!

I can’t get over the fact that someone making that film put conscious thought into making a creature with eyes that can look in every direction at once get distracted enough to let the heroes sneak by it because of a thrown rock.

It is incredibly apparent that, in choosing to write about nerd culture, you have chosen the wrong career.

Worst NFT ever you say?

I prefer east Asian to west Asian food, but if this game teaches you how to make decent Chicken Tikka Masala in a simple Cooking Mama-esque way, I'm all for it.  I've tried a few recipes off the internet and they've all disappointed.

My fiancée dumped me my senior year of college because she fell in love with Vash and I couldn’t compare to him as her ideal man.

You somehow come off as both an active red pill douchebro and the idiot grandpa who doesn’t understand that the world has changed since he hit his stride back in the 70s. “Eat some steak” like that shit doesn’t cost $30 at a basic steakhouse now (and is somehow medicinal???). I would almost wonder if it was supposed…

It’s not specific to games, it’s basically anything with a nerd culture following.

He's a rich white guy in the Cult of Personality.  Anything else can be handwaved away by the other rich white guys seeking to further line their pockets.

Oh shit, when you put it like that, Elon Musk could very well run for president on a platform of talking shit instead of ever having any actual policy. But that would be crazy, nobody would actually vote for a guy like that and let him take over a major political party, right?

You mean the guy who is in the top 1% OF THE TOP 1% may have “earned” that money through less than scrupulous means!?!

Chrono Trigger.

Chrono Trigger.

Or just change the hair color to blonde and make her Stephanie instead.  🤷‍♂️

Robocop’s Brutality move is to shoot off his opponents arms and legs exactly the same way he was killed as as a human before he was roboticized.