Amen, brother.

Ooh, pause it a sec... I wanna make some popcorn before all the “not ALL white people!” posts come rolling in.

Yep, I put a URL to the dictionary definition of "wont" tied to the word itself.  Good call.  Thanks for letting me know *why* it broke, at least.

I’m old enough to remember a time when the comment sections on Kotaku articles ran free and wild, majestic in their splendor. Then, in the dark, the corporations came...

On the other hand, the Kotaku Kinja comment engine has turned into bullshit, and my comment above was not only double-posted but words got moved out of order in it.  Awesome.  🙄

Who wrote that garbage line?

Who wrote that garbage line?

He's not wrong.  It’s great for blowing off steam, and it’s even more fun with a partner.

Tbh, I don’t know anything about RuPaul other than that he’s a drag queen and my kid’s mom loves his show, and she would have gotten mad at me for not making that exclusion.

Grumpy Cat: Still a better Internet personality than _____ Paul.*

Yesss, oh my god I forgot how great Snap was because it’s been gone for so long. I used to pin the Achievements for a game to the side so I could side eye the requirements while I played without having to go back and forth between them and the game.

I am aware, but I don’t want Amazon listening in my living room.

Wow, really dude?  Ari said there was no reason for Xbox One in the days of the XSS|X and talked smack. I pointed out reasons and volleyed the smack back. I’m not over here blowing Microsoft or proclaiming it to be the only console anyone should ever own.

Even having been lucky enough to get an XSX near launch, I still quite miss the Xbox One’s HDMI pass-through and the ability to use Kinect for voice controls. So take your “Xbox One sucked,” turn it sideways, and cram it in your kiester.

PS+ has been consistently kicking the shit out of Xbox’s Games With Gold offerings ever since Xbox Game Pass took off. And I say that as someone who vastly prefers the Xbox environment to PS.

It already is.  Now kids get bullied at school for having "basic" Forkknife avatars.

The only problem I need to know about Halo: Infinite is that its release broke the Xbox achievement service on the whole platform for over 12 hours and thus ruined my 2021 New Year’s Resolution to earn at least 1 achievement every day.

Set your mobile browser to desktop mode?

It’s not exactly a rumor, it came directly from Zach.

I’ve had no real trouble finding randos who keep selecting the Powdered Toast Man kitchen map so they can camp on the spoon and one-hit dunk all challengers straight into the cereal every time I fire the game up.