I have to work this weekend... but I work at an IT call center where a “bad” weekend still only has maybe 15 calls divided by three people.

That gun was very gun-like, gun-esque and gun-onic.

I’m getting Smash Ultimate for my 7 year old nephew as a Whatevsmas gift. I just know he’s gonna ask McUnclePaws to play with him, and I’ll intend to go easy on him but accidentally end up destroying him and he’s going to cry and I’ll have ruined everyone’s holiday.

Right, VIII was sloppy at times. I did like VII a lot though.

“What fans really wanted was the massive Battle of Geonosis from the Clone Wars.”

I’m honestly kind of surprised that the developers didn’t put in shark attacks to discourage players from swimming in the open ocean unprotected.

No, because Goku always sounds constipated when he’s “powering up.” I’m pretty sure he’s really just trying to pass gas so he can move his body more comfortably before a fight.

Get offa my lawn

The tech support company I work for is open. I’m posting this from the office.

You have clearly never been in a situation where you’ve been pushed into a blind rage. (Note: I am 100% not condoning the resulting behavior.)

Sadly, I’m not surprised—the Toys for Bob Skylanders games *also* lacked subtitles during cutscenes. It was bullshit then and it’s bullshit now.

... I can’t tell if you’re fucking with me or not, but at the very least I know not to eat anything you may offer me.  O_o

Goes great with the side of tapeworms you get from eating raw pork.

“Each key only opens one lock.”

Yo dawg, we heard you like streaming games, so we put streaming games in your game so you can stream while you stream.

I got this set as a birthmas gift last year and it is fantastic. If you’re a fan of Lego and Ghostbusters, I can’t recommend it enough.

I got this set as a birthmas gift last year and it is fantastic. If you’re a fan of Lego and Ghostbusters, I can’t…

I think Labo will do better than most of us armchair skeptics think, but not as well as Nintendo hopes.

Smash Bros Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny version. They can’t defeat Mr. Rogers in his alternate blood-stained sweater costume.

Someone needs to explain to NPR that correlation and causation are not the same thing.