I’m gonna have to argue. A mozzarella grilled cheese sandwich with pepperoni slices tucked inside is fucking amazing.

Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he’s underwater, does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

Agreed. My copy on Dreamcast was flawed, but I have two copies on GameCube: one to keep FOREVER, and the other to loan out with my Wii when I find out friends haven’t played it before.

I’d argue that Skies of Arcadia should be a must play, if not for the fact that it’s only available on Dreamcast and GameCube...

“I think I know 3 couples that met online and ended up getting married and they are all in kind of a ‘meh’ stage of their relationship.”

The costume looks amazing, of course, but...

You mean someone hasn’t actually trained a chicken to love ‘Murica as much as the rest of us?

“If that much of your self-worth comes from employment, you are fucking pathetic.” 

Ketchup, mustard and diced raw yellow onion, with the hot dog cooked on a roller. Bonus points if the bun is a potato roll.

If they ported Mario Maker to Switch, I would put it down the second that Zelda Maker is released... but not before.

Really, Double XP?  Shaq-Fu?  :|

“How often do you think this guy has yelled at Mexicans to ‘Speak English!!!’?”

“...I know for a fact that this was going on around the same time that Hayter was one of the faces of the SAG-AFTRA strike - and he was demanding some completely unreasonable bullshit there.”

“Hopefully with English dubs as well cause Goku and Vegeta’s voices in Japanese are....just wrong lmao.”

Phillistine. You speak blasphemy.

My fingers are crossed that Nintendo will officially announce Zelda Maker: The Last Game I’ll Ever Need to Buy™.

Clearly they need to link Terry Crews’ Old Spice “Muscle Music” apparatus into a programming input and let him flex the game to completion.

Man, you threaten to beat a guy to death with a rabbi just once, and it goes becomes a thing...

I am crying—tears pouring down my face—as I try to suppress laughter from reading about your Sesame Street tag team match while at work.

An opinion I have already been crucified for recently here on Kotaku:

I really liked Quantum Break — enough to play through multiple times and get 100% of the achievements — but Sunset Overdrive was never going to be my thing. Jet Grind Radio simply didn’t need energy drink zombies added to it.