Sorry I didn’t respond to the survey, but the correct answer is obviously Lao Gan Ma Spicy Chili Crisp. Perfect for dipping anything, including a spoon to put straight in my mouth. 

Sorry I didn’t respond to the survey, but the correct answer is obviously Lao Gan Ma Spicy Chili Crisp. Perfect for…

Or, you could adjust your withholding so you owe the government money, rather than giving the government a free loan (which is what you’ve done if you are getting a refund). And you can download the tax forms for free for the IRS web site and fill them out yourself and then mail them in at the last moment, which is…

I like to answer this question with a question: would you invest in Venezuelan bolivars? Zimbabwean dollars? Russian rubles? Then why the heck would you invest in a “currency” that is much, much more volatile, and is backed by the full faith and credit of nothing?

This is why I literally laughed out loud that Turkish Airlines chose Oz as their spokesperson for their Superbowl commercial. It made me wonder whether Turkish Airlines actually even exists.

“What would a consultant do?” Charge them to tell them things they already know (although, of course, teenagers already know everything, anyway); validate decisions they have already made; take twice as long as estimated to provide the advice and try to charge three times the initial estimate due to “scope creep”...…

Not so much an app as a mobile friendly website, but here’s the resource for Houston:

That’s not flying. That’s falling ... with style?

So, if the cheapest wine is often the cheapest for good reason (i.e., it’s awful) and the second cheapest is almost always overpriced, isn’t the optimum strategy to order the third least expensive wine?

Hey, I am perfectly fine eating various wursts, drinking beer like I mean it, enjoying 500 varieties of cheese, going to the opera and ballet, and occasionally dancing a silly dance where you slap your legs, feet, and sometimes your fellow dancers to the sound of accordions and tubas. (German, Swiss, and Cajun French…

Doesn’t the high acidity (and potentially alcohol in the drink) take care of most of those little buggers?

How about just having play-by-play and maybe occassionally bringing on the retired ref to explain the penalty call where it’s not obvious. The color guys on both NFL and college games drive me nuts with their Madden-isms, and way more than half the games I watch now it seems like the commentators go off into some…

True, but Sierra Nevada is not an American IPA, either. It is simply an American Pale Ale, and much less hop-forward than the typical American IPA. Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is more akin to an English Bitter than an English IPA.

Ha! Talk about fake news. Everyone knows North Dakota is just a myth. It doesn’t actually exist. Nobody’s ever met anybody from there. Nobody has ever been there. You’ve never seen a car with North Dakota license plates driving in your state. Anybody who says they have is either lying or delusional. I know, my mother…