All the more reason NOT to post everything about your life on the internet.. Yes, the high and mighty forum members are annoying, but it sounds like Halaby had enemies. Maybe he shouldn't have given his critics ammunition..

So I should pay cash AND help someone avoid paying taxes, which I then have to help cover. Gotcha.

I can't fight. Strangely, I don't find myself in many fights outside bars. Odd.

I think Audi drivers have stolen the douche crown from the Bimmers. Though I see they're fighting to get it back..

Checking out Google Maps, I noticed the car was northbound on Ashland at Augusta. North Ashland is on my way home, so thought I'd keep my eyes peeled for a white Olds 88. Low and behold, I spotted one parked a few miles north on Ashland. Busted front plate bracket, but little other indicators of damage. Still,…

I ended up teaching myself on an 87 BMW 325 I bought. I got trapped in an underground parking lot because I didn't realize I was taking off in third. :P I have a Mustang GT now, not the best car to learn on..

From the looks of it, it's the know-how that's most prohibitive to doing something like this. The costs associated seem trivial. And I agree, stealing a small sum of money does seem the best course of action. But when you have fifty accounts, $20 from each is still a cool grand..

Agree, 100%. If you actually have to pay attention to driving, you'll... pay attention to your driving. This means putting the phone down, paying attention to your habits, and realizing how your car works. An automatic transmission is just the first of many disconnections between a driver and the act of driving..

It's a Mustang. It has 1000hp. Sure it's.. ahem.. a little more expensive, but I still see nothing but win.

Can you afford a Lambo? Then yes, you can test drive one in basketball shorts..

The guy has a sense of humor. And he didn't asshat crash the Lambo, it exploded on him. Not sure he's earned the DB tag just yet..

Agreed. A little early for the FAIL tag..

I like limitations. Because, you know, you run across those in life from time to time. And you can come across some ingenious work-arounds...

The most important thing a driver can understand is how all the controls in the cockpit work. How do you set the heat, change the song, modify your seat's vibration control, operate your hands-free phone thingee. You should be able to do all these things without looking, so you needn't fumble around your cabin while…

I think walking around with a 'Do Not Touch' sign hanging from your girlfriend's neck is pretty stupid too. Perhaps some things in life should be implied...

While insensitive, this is the type of reaction you can expect out of most people, dealership or not. We are a visual species that makes judgments of people and objects within seconds. Blonde hair, Prada bag and chihuahua? Corn rows, basketball jersey and low hanging jeans? These all bring about certain…

I agree with the judges aspect of a show. And I agree that people simply shouldn't be touching the showpieces. The signs still irk me, though.

Create a 'Deadmau5' channel on Pandora. Most of dubstep is crap, but there's some really good stuff out there too. :)

You need to stop going to lame car shows. :)

I believe that the 'DO NOT TOUCH' signs at car shows are stupid. Come to the car show, to the neighborhood, hang out with your peers, have a good time. talk cars, and give kids something to be speechless over. Smudge marks on your car? Who the hell cares?! The Do Not Touch sign segregates you from the public. …