2022 Model Refresh.  Now includes complimentary snow plow!

...but that’s an irregular intimate relationship...

Last name “Ever,” first name “Corniest.”

God damn respect to whoever figured out they could take something that wouldn’t sell for $19.95 at Spencer’s gift and rebrand it at three quarters of one million US dollars and sell 30 of them.

In even bigger news, Amazon has a games division.  

Good, they only went partially Italian.

Everyone knows you never go FULL Italian.

2nd gear:

Typical dumb lazy comment.

#jaloplife

This sounds like a terrible idea that I would seriously consider.

I still think the dealer won in that trade.

I vote CP.

We aren’t going to miss you, asshole.

I’d freely admit that I hate people based on the color of their skin.

I doubt it’s because the person hates the color orange. The angry person is someone who lives on the street and can’t find parking. He probably saw Korey walk around the corner one time, and now the car is easy to spot.

Somebody in Philadelphia has a problem with the color orange? I know a guy.

lol...but seriously let’s not suggest that people call the police for dumb shit, because people WILL call the police for dumb shit.

“I’m gonna spend an extra $34,567 just so it ends on a cool number!”

I mean, Double-A is basically the bush league, so...

Baseball: Where it’s totally not cool to do your job to try and beat someone else in the game you’re playing, but it’s absolutely fine to throw a projectile at someone’s face if they watched their home run for too long that one time 10 months ago.