Lidarly every other article on Jalop is hating on Tesla/Musk. He’s never off their radar.

Whelp, looks like we’ve found the first reason not to buy a Cybertruck.

1.) Re-hire that proofreader that you fired. He/She has a lot of catching up to do.

Tesla also has the first 3 slots under “Latest”:

I’m sure Elon Musk also ate breakfast today and a Cybertruck owner somewhere did something if you’d like to report on that, too. 

15 of the last 20 1st gears have involved Elon/Tesla

At least we’ve seen Space X in action for both successes and failures. Has Boeing even done anything with space recently? maybe some satellite.

It’s really not hard to do if you’re not massively stupid.

Get some therapy. 

WTF are you talking about. They have had dangerous closing mechanisms in cars for as long as cars have been around. How about you don’t stick your fingers in a closing trunk, hood or door. I learned that lesson a long time ago, in the door of a 75 Monte Carlo.

I know for some reason we ain’t wild about Teslas here but for being roughly 150K less expensive and at a 380lb ft deficit in power, losing by a third of a second seems.......pretty insignificant?

Had a acquaintance talk me into visiting a nudist ”resort” a few years back when I was in my 40s; I was the youngest one there and some things cannot be unseen. Hope the employees get combat pay and counseling

I’m in complete agreement with this, but keep in mind that Autopilot (2014, HW2 2016) pre-dates the SAE’s publication of driver assist/autonomy levels (2018) by some four years. It wasn’t like Tesla knowingly made a system that they knew was level-2 and then called it Autopilot, but the level was applied after the…

Counterpoint: This is a good way to dip your toe into trying out an EV without having to go new if it’s still under the battery warranty, especially with the $4000 tax credit thrown in.

Here’s the thing that most enthusiasts refuse to understand- most people do not want “thrilling” out of their car. For most people, it’s a way to get from one place to another. If you ask average car buyers for a list of words to describe their perfect car and don’t give them a prompt list, I can guarantee you that…

Because the editors are on Autopilot. Tesla’s press release doesn’t say that - it says its the fastest Model 3 ever.

I’ll always hate the decision the remove the instrument cluster on the dash in the name of “progress” but I’ll be damned if I don’t wear a grin every time I floor it.

Woke basically went in three stages:

The effect of Elon Musk fuckery on sales likely adds up to a rounding error.

this writing smacks of agenda. report it like it is, even if it doesn’t make for click-baity titles.

1. -old model line
2. -EV competition
3. -general slow down in EVadoption now that early adopters phase is over
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