Wait, that interior is a nightmare? Damn, I see you Mr. whale penis interior man

Oh no legacy automakers sell an electric vehicle with wheels that fall off after a couple of miles but god forbid Tesla which started making vehicles basically last year, have panel gaps. 

I love the EP9. This and the Pininfarina Battista are the only two electric supercars I want 

They went the way of the 400z with a mild refresh. The interior feels like 90% of the parts are reused off the 6th gen with the remaining 10% being the big screen.

Bruh, who’s his lawyer? They must be working pro bono because there’s no way this man paid them and they know their lawsuits don’t stand a chance; so who the hell is paying them?

I remember someone said it looks like if Jaguar asked Audi to build an F-type. I love every bit of it. I’m also gonna need lessons on how to 3D print from gold. Definitely sounds like an inexpensive hobby /s

Be sure to add the $20k “Market Adjustment” to your configuration

Well, we know Tesla doesn’t do exact dates but for sure they deliver. It must be all the news from Canoo and Rivian that have Musk re-focused on the semi. 

Live in Houston and I will admit, as hostile a state as Texas has been to Tesla, I see waaaay too many of them nowadays.

What is wrong with GM? Like, at this point I can’t even give Tesla grief because GM seems to be the bigger douche

Hmmmm yeah, i’ll take old one. I want my hot hatch to be hot and insane from the inside out, not lukewarm.

In 2017, that would be an $11k 911. I don’t see how anyone thinks 30k for that thing is a reasonable price

Even if you don’t care about F1, I would recommend you watch the race highlights for some goosebumps. Just an incredible race

Funny to say this but, it will be cheaper to buy a Z06 with a $50k markup and another $5k for a “minted green” wrap thrown in there. Sooooo this wasn’t going to workout. I also doubt anyone’s ETH portfolio is anything to smile about at the moment.

Wow. You have it in for Tesla. All your crying about build quality issues and nobody really gives a shit except people like you who will cry all day and have no intention of buying a Tesla.

Naaa it’s GM. They will find a way to screw this up, I can already smell the bean counters swarming.

I have an email from the former F1 boss and word from the governor from 9 years ago.

I predict a very tense and vindictive season. Can’t wait for it!

Nah, coz even the ones with just screens command insane prices. Hell, have you seen the prices of used Tesla’s? If you bought one in 2019 or 2020 you’re almost guaranteed a $4000 profit regardless of miles. The whole market is nuts

$25k model might be the most vaporware thing Tesla will ever offer. The $45k-$65k model 3 is a money printing machine, not to mention the fact that, as much as Jalopnik loves to shit on the Cybertruck, there’s tons of buyers salivating, waiting to throw their money at Elon for the Cyberpunk truck of their dreams.…