It’s like pre-orders might be a bad idea? You pay for the shit sandwich, you don’t get to bitch about the shit sandwich.

HK-47 has thoughts, meatbag. 

retain the services of a therapist

Yeah well, you can’t always get what you want…

Cool. Cool cool cool.

I tried to do a clever dig, but man. Fuck you John. Eat shit.

Except the tweet is from a fake account... Remember it's already April 1st in Australia

The twitter account you linked is a fake.

Let’s go all out here and change it to

Fuck Ubisoft.

Of course there was one thing that wasn’t shown at the showcase proper...

- When you don’t have a useful comment to leave so you condescendingly pontificate on how content is delivered to you.

Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

As someone who works in the gambling industry (casino) and is thus regulated by the Gambling Act, I can tell you that there are three main conditions to a gambling licence