If you read this all in the Bane voice, it actually works pretty well.

Did you finish reading the intro? He literally said that the job of reconciliation isn’t done.

Looks like somebody found the lithium pill that mommy hides in your food every morning!

Yeah, I can’t imagine why they would’ve wanted to cast a fuckboy for a character who is a fuckboy.

Next 11 games:

That was always going to happen. The question is whether people will actually need to buy from scalpers, and right now the answer appears to be no.

You know, maybe it’s not a coincidence that the worldview of this show’s most devout fans is problematic. We’re all proud of Dan Harmon for sticking it to those jerks, but maybe, you know, he’s at fault a bit? I say this as a die-hard Community fan who loved the humanist philosophy that Harmon brought to that show.

• If only I could find a girlfriend who had the same interests as me!

I didn’t know what this show was until the Univision family of websites started publishing story after story about how the fans were problematic. Well, I guess I will stick with Bojack Horseman.

This isn’t limited to Rick and Morty. Most dudes in fandom these days see themselves as gatekeepers. And almost always trying to drive the gals away. And then they bemoan that they can’t find a girlfriend who’s into the same things they are. MAYBE YOU COULD IF YOU HADN’T CONVINCED HER THAT A WOMAN-BEATING SPORTSBALL…

Elite level comment.

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

Well, I found my new answer to the question: “Death challenges you to a game for your soul. What do you pick?”

So if I presented you with the choice between a turd sandwich, a turd sandwich filled with broken glass, and a smartphone with access to every piece of music ever created, your first action would be to throw away the smartphone?

The real crime is that he was allowed to stay on air for so long. Couldn’t stand those two when living in Connecticut. Some how Mike and the Mad Dog was the better option.

The brokerage specialized in deals on Mets tickets, but the buyers filed complaints because they were expecting to see a baseball game.

Or be president.

He should have done something less serious, like beaten the shit out of his partner or pulled a gun out on someone trying to buy school supplies at Walmart.

As a former Boomer and Carton listener and longtime Deadspin reader, I can confirm that Carton also stole half of his on air conversation topics directly from this site without ever giving credit. I used to enjoy the show on my morning commute but him and Boomer have devolved into a couple of race-baiting trolls. …