Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Tom Llamas is a paid umpire at his son’s Little League games.

Yes, it is okay that victims of one of the worst flooding disasters in the nation’s history are finding food and water where they can. If I’m the owner of that supermarket, I’m not going to whine about a few thousand dollars worth of staples coming off the shelf. That’s probably why I have insurance.

you are a shit person and if there is any good in this world you don’t hold an ounce of authority over anyone or anything

Holy crap is this a nuclear take. Does it occur to you, oh paragon of the Free Market, that a supermarket has already written off its entire stock? If the power’s out for as long as it has been the entire damn inventory is no longer able to be sold, it would be thrown out either way. But hey someone somewhere is…

It’s only criminal looting if the perps are black. If they’re white, it’s upstanding citizens doing the best they can to provide for their families in a time of crisis.

Tom Llamas reported his mother to the store manager for having nine items in the “8 items or less” check out line.

Have you always been a piece of shit, or is it something you’ve worked towards?

Tom Llamas will write you up for printing your concert tickets from your office printer because it’s stealing company property.

Tom Llamas is OK with drawing a walk in beer league softball.

Get off the computer Dad. I heard this already when Katrina hit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Tom Llamas repeatedly beats young children at board games; says it builds character.

Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.

I always thought their eyes were like that because they were both blind. That’s a cool theory though.

Dead Bath & Beyond

I couldn’t even read all of them.

Obi-Wan is from a British accent planet, Mace is from an American one. And yes, this makes absolutely no sense since they’re all raised in the Jedi temple almost from birth.

Sounds like the crying of liberal snowflakes looking for a “safe space.”