Look, if the Founding Fathers had wanted to establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, and promote the general welfare, they would have said so.

I’m sure some of the same people calling him a socialist are the same people who love their Medicaid.

Goddamnit Burneko, keep your government hands off my Medicare.

A secret: this is my first big review for Kotaku. I appreciate the kind words!

Man, thats gonna be one gorgeous looking boring ass game.

I was really hoping it wouldn’t be another Destiny/Warframe wannabe. Screw multiplayer co-op stuff. I want single player RPG’s. I want some Bioware in my Bioware games!

Oops, he read that memo wrong. He’s supposed to grab a woman by her pussy, not body slam a man. Totally messed up. He might lose now!

You turn the thermostat down to turn the AC up. Come on, this is first grade stuff!

Yeah that’s not a thick a Philly accent.

That’s where Josh Persing, owner of ... a thick Philly accent

Well the pitcher DID drill the next two batters.

That is the sign of a bad coach. I am sure this kid is a beast at the plate and rather than disciplining him the coach probably let him get away with it for the sake of winning. If I were the opposing coach I would drill the next 3 hitters.

That is a good question. In little league, he would called out on the spot. HS is more lax of course, but I think most umps would draw the line when a tossed bat lands on the infield grass.

How is this kid not ejected for that toss? It landed damn close to the ump, who looked thoroughly not at all psyched about the whole thing.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

It’s MacFarlane. You know no matter how good a 2 minute segment of an entire season is you know it’ll be stale for the majority of that run.

Narrowly avoids being mauled? Looks to me like the bear had no intent on touching them, just out for a leisurely run.

I agree, except that he is flat-out saying that children should die if their parents can’t afford their healthcare. Jonathan Swift couldn’t have made this shit up.

When did republicans stop understanding how insurance works? Literally the ONLY thing that can keep costs down is the fact that we all “pay for each others’ insurance”. That’s the only way it succeeds. That’s how all insurance works, has ever worked, since the invention of insurance.

Are we just going to ignore that Mrs. Butterworth’s bottle? Big pancakes/small pancakes... who gives a fuck, but they better have some real goddamn maple syrup, or we’re going to have a fuckin’ problem!