I think Mayock is the most watchable draft guy and Collinsworth is the best color guy there’s been on a national broadcast, so no.

I’ll give you that. A piece of my praise stems from the fact that he ISN’T Simms or Aikman or Lynch. And then him investing in football analytics is enough for me to like him. (Al Michaels literally doesn’t give a fuck anymore.)

You did you play it day one when Saheeli came out? The cards were released in different sets.

Day 1 was spoiler day, it was picked up by pretty much everyone who follows spoilers. Decks were brewed before prerelease.

Everybody thought Saheeli was useless because she was. During the day 1 you’re referring to Felidar Guardian wasn’t a card yet. It came out in the set after Saheeli. Absolutely nobody thought she was useless after guardian was released, as the infinite combo was all over the first AER events.

Where do you play, everyone knew it was good since the spoiler of felidar..

You mean deregulation and letting an an entire industry police itself without any governmental regulation or interference ended in consumers getting screwed? SHOCKED, I say.

Does Atlanta need cornerbacks? If so, I would advise them to look elsewhere given Georgia’s history with Shermans.

DAMN

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

Ice cream cakes are poor examples of both ice cream and cakes. Kids only like it because it has two of their favorite words in it, otherwise it’s like somebody hard froze the worst soft serve they could find and put a shitty screen print of whatever dumpy cartoon is momentarily en vogue on it.

No, a Canadian Triangle is when you drink three cans of Molson’s at once.

D.B. Pooper

That would be incredible.

If only the revival show had stuck with the “crazy vaudeville show” roots of the original, instead of trying to make it modern and edgy it probably would have.

The “almost thereness” of the last couple Muppet Movies notwithstanding, the Muppets deserve a lot better than what they’ve gotten in the last couple decades.

As a full character, I agree, but a quick, crowd-shot cameo from a pre-Terragin Kamala Khan, cheering on Captain Marvel, would be a lot of fun.

Thank you for reminding me of that clip in Genesis’s “Land of Confusion” video where the Spitting Image Reagan doll can’t tell the difference between the nuke button and the nurse button.

This post is satire by humor writer Alexandra Petri