I always thought their eyes were like that because they were both blind. That’s a cool theory though.

I couldn’t even read all of them.

Obi-Wan is from a British accent planet, Mace is from an American one. And yes, this makes absolutely no sense since they’re all raised in the Jedi temple almost from birth.

Look, if the Founding Fathers had wanted to establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, and promote the general welfare, they would have said so.

I’m sure some of the same people calling him a socialist are the same people who love their Medicaid.

Goddamnit Burneko, keep your government hands off my Medicare.

A secret: this is my first big review for Kotaku. I appreciate the kind words!

Man, thats gonna be one gorgeous looking boring ass game.

I was really hoping it wouldn’t be another Destiny/Warframe wannabe. Screw multiplayer co-op stuff. I want single player RPG’s. I want some Bioware in my Bioware games!

Oops, he read that memo wrong. He’s supposed to grab a woman by her pussy, not body slam a man. Totally messed up. He might lose now!

You turn the thermostat down to turn the AC up. Come on, this is first grade stuff!

Yeah that’s not a thick a Philly accent.

That’s where Josh Persing, owner of ... a thick Philly accent

Well the pitcher DID drill the next two batters.

That is the sign of a bad coach. I am sure this kid is a beast at the plate and rather than disciplining him the coach probably let him get away with it for the sake of winning. If I were the opposing coach I would drill the next 3 hitters.

That is a good question. In little league, he would called out on the spot. HS is more lax of course, but I think most umps would draw the line when a tossed bat lands on the infield grass.

How is this kid not ejected for that toss? It landed damn close to the ump, who looked thoroughly not at all psyched about the whole thing.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

I grew up in Appalachia. Southern Appalachia. I now live in New England. Every time I pay an crazy amount in taxes or the like, I remember that my high school graduating class had 172 people in it and 11 went to college. I remember that people smoked in line at the grocery store, bank, doctor’s office, every where. It…

Are we just going to ignore that Mrs. Butterworth’s bottle? Big pancakes/small pancakes... who gives a fuck, but they better have some real goddamn maple syrup, or we’re going to have a fuckin’ problem!