True, but sometimes it's worth squeezing one just the same.

I'd just be satisfied if they had to pay back the cost to the taxpayers.

This coming from the guy who got pathetically drunk and forgot to tell his brother that he'd won the Governor's Office ...

I thought I was the only one that hated Uncharted. I'M NOT ALONE!!!

Here's the equation at it's most basic:

Adding Jay-Z is never a net positive ... even if it's Billy Joel.

Nothing. Shave in the shower and you don't need shaving cream.

Nothing. Shave in the shower and you don't need shaving cream.

Plus High Life gave us this gem of an ad ...

Miller High Life is the best of the cheap American style macros by a pretty wide margin. I don't drink very much of it during the winter, but when it's hot out, there's really very few beers that I enjoy more than a Miller High Life.

So, is the campaign still an on the rails, advance to point x to stop the enemy closet from spawning random dudes affair, or did they actually code a game?

Dude, get yourself a mango slicer. It is one of the few kitchen gadgets I swear by.

To be fair, EVERYONE who isn't a Giants fan is rooting for the Royals.

I'm a fan of Spaten, which comes from a green bottle.

Any reason why Heineken skunks in green glass while Miller High Life doesn't skunk in clear glass? I've never heard that adequately explained.

Dude opened a Magic card PACK. It's hard to play Magic with just a 15 card deck.

You should add in the GIF of Garcon pulling Sherman down by his facemask later in the game too. Neither play drew a flag.

Why not go literal with "Tamborine"?

Um, hello? "Erotic City"? "Soft & Wet"? Waaaay better than the faux rap on Sexy M.F. which is decidedly un-sexy.

Dude, Apple can't keep nekkid pictures private and you want NFL teams to use them to communicate plays to players on the field?

Here's the large gaping hole in this tale Roger ... the criminal investigation was OVER on May 20th when the court accept his plea bargain. You didn't even MEET with Rice until June 16th. Why the fuck didn't you ask for the tape sometime between May 20th and June 16th you lying weasel?