So, you're hoping to be judged on your actions going forward? Methinks most people are more than a little interested in your actions (or lack thereof) in the past, Roger. You know, that part of time where all the malfeasence is.

Doug Farrar at SI is excellent.

To the idiot American, concussions are an invention of pussies. They beleive it's called "getting your bell rung" and should be ignored.

Beers that are markedly inferior to Pabst Blue Ribbon

Wow, you were running in third place next to this guy when he was struck by lightning? What place did you finish?

I can't help but notice that no one in the article says the guy got hit by lightning, much less got struck in the head.

I don't think the outrage was over the tornado warning as much as it was outrage over needing 6 fucking minutes to say "be careful, there could a tornado in your area."

I don't mean that in a bad way ...

Rovell: Yes! They smell just like 1-800-Flowers long-stem specials!

Aaand freeze-frame. You see, right here is where the credibility evaporates, folks. If you're going to bitch about people trying to preach soccer to the non-believers, that's fine. But if you're bitching about it and then, doing the same damn thing with rugby ... whelp, that's what we call a credibility problem.

There is zero chance of a non-douchey future for that kid.

Mike Francesa is not anymore clueless than 100% of his demographic, because his demographic is old dumb white guys who don't know shit about sports, even the ones they claim to watch daily.

Portugal has one player and bunch of other guys. That never wins the Cup.

I can say that she did an epic face plant after throwing her flying kick. Serious owie moment there...

Nope. The rule is "if first base is unoccupied OR there are two outs".

The elected officials aren't doing what I want them too!!! How DARE they!!

The NJ Wild are an AAU team established by Mr. Williams because he didn't like the way his kids got treated in other programs not run by Mr. Williams. He embodies everything wrong with youth athletics.

So something you don't like is popular, ergo it's stupid and the people who enjoy it are stupid? Gotcha.