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Except that there would be a rash of other people also dropping dead from heavy metal poisoning, no? It seems highly unlikely that only two people in Southern California who died from from this would be related and die five months apart.

I always figured PFT would be a PC guy not a GLORY BOYEE Mac user.

I first read this as MURICA flag fapping. I think I like it better that way.

Thin crust is better for sure. But it's not just a Chicago thing. You can find thin crust everywhere. Not cut into two inch squares, true, but still it's thin-crust.

That not a REAL burrito. It's a Chicago burrito. Which isn't a real burrito 'cause Mexico.

That's a cool way to spend a Thursday. What do you do on Thanksgiving then?

So, rather than try out a very simple process which would prove whether or not mozzarella cheese is greasy, you're going with "I ate pizza in Italy?" Interesting. And, just for the record, if you ate pizza anywhere in the world and it wasn't greasy, then the people who made it either (a) didn't use real mozzarella

Actually the definition DOES. The EU recognizes pizza as a traditional regional food, and the definition of Neopolitan pizza (the first pizza) has a requirement not only on the depth of the crust at the center of the pizza, but how large it can be. The depth may not exceed 3mm thick.

Um ... what do you think is making that grease, then? Is it leaking from the dough? The sauce? Was the box pre-soaked in grease to make it more authentic? The reason the fresh mozzarella doesn't grease up is because it's not actually melted. It's a big rubbery slab sitting defiantly in the middle of a sea of

It does have the advantage over the deep dish of actually being a pizza. It's a disgusting pizza, but it's a pizza.

Nope. The difference is that everyone OTHER than Chicagoans get mad because it's not pizza, yet you insist that it is. You're like the Pet Shop Owner refusing at acknowledge that the parrot is dead.

Just so you know, if your pizza isn't greasy, then the person who made it, didn't use mozzerella cheese. They use something called "pizza cheese" which is not mozzerella and is full of fillers and chemicals so that dumbasses who don't know their asses from a hole in the ground won't be "grossed out" by the grease.

It's not territorial ... it's semantics. Chicago has a tomato casserole that they call pizza. People who enjoy pizza would take this a regional cultural anomoly (such as "hoagie") if only the Chicagoans wouldn't then try to insist that this tomato casserole be not just called pizza, but be acknowleged as the best

It is, however, a step up from the Suite Life of Zach & Cody which was blatantly misogyanistic in addition to teaching kids sass and disrespecting the help.

What, no touch football?

While the statistical analysis was interesting, the name of the teams ... dear God, they were horrific.

Did you mean Duran Duran's cover of "White Lines?" Cause, no. I would think that most of the coke that has been snorted has been snorted in the bathroom of dance or strip clubs, which would mean whatever music is most trendy at any given time. So I think it's safe to say that outside of 1 week in 1995, you'd be

"Luke ... I am your father. Give in the dark side of the force, you knob!"

Yeah, no. NextGen can't touch PC and, here's the point that you're missing ... IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO. It's supposed to sell software to people who can't be bothered to build their own rig. Is NextGen better that LastGen consoles? Absolutely. Is it even in the same ballpark as a top shelf PC? Not a chance.