I don't know what it was and neither do you.

Soccer is stealing future baseball fans. Soccer's core fans are young & highly educated. That used to be baseball's core demographic.

Actually it was 6 banned substances. The league doesn't tell us if was pot or steroids.

Um, the NFL doesn't do a great job of keeping drugs out ... it's just that noone cares if a guy gets suspended for 4 games for PED's because football fans don't give a shit about record books like baseball fans do.

You're a moron. No self respecting NJite would touch Scrapple. Only yokels from Pennsyltucky eat that shit.

Yup. Taylor Ham egg and cheese on a round roll is NJ's dish. Salt Water Taffy is for Bennies.

I read number one and quickly realized the author is an utter moron. Chicago style "pizza" is an abomination.

Phil Simms disagrees.

This again? A self-entitled guy who has no clue what a sexist douche he is? Puh-leeze. That's so 2011.

For many people, the costumes are the reason to go to the con. Duh.

Really? It seems to me that Skyrim, GTA and bunch of other open world games don't sacrifice either.

Nice strawman. The article is in no way shape or form suggesting that graphics should be dumbed down. It's about game design.

The problem is that in Modern Warfare (my favorite FPS ever) you could opt not to Rambo your way through and still have a pleasant experience. In fact, lying in the field while the Russian Army is combing through the same field was one of the most intense sequences to me. There was a little something for everyone…

Thank goodness the world has parents like you Bebop. Not only are you raising perfect healthy little angels, but you are sharing your wisdom with us through condecending comments on Kotaku. The world is better place because you breathe, sir.

This looks AWFUL.

I came here to post the same thing.

Um, no. Not even remotely true. The NRA cannot claim credit for the 2nd Amendment.

Hey twerking wanna buy hipster glasses?

I freakin' love homer announcers. I would 100x rather hear these guys than Phil Simms or Dan Dierdorf or ((shudder)) Joe Buck.

ESPN used to be a channel that you could turn to at any given time and catch either a sport or sports highlights.