oh definitely. probably in a barn with one long, rustic wood table decorated with wildflowers in mason jars.

Mimi getting married. I’m sure it will be a modest, understated affair.

I got it from Trailer Park Boys. Watch that show enough, and you start using Rickyisms like “worst case Ontario” left and right.

Ditto - that bit he does about buying all that apple juice on sale and the old racist guy is hilarious. It really is bizarre though that there’d been all that talk for years and then just suddenly HB said something and everyone was suddenly all, “Oh yeah....ABOUT THAT.”

Why have I never before heard “got two birds stoned at once”???? I’m going to have to use that all the time now.

GOALS.

Lincoln appreciation GIF thread?

I will never understand how people seem to think that someone saying "Black lives matter" somehow means "everyone else's life doesn’t" like what kind of mental gymnastics does someone go through to need to shout ALL LIVES MATTER in response?

Rebuttal: You spineless, money grubbing, enabling immoral cowards who treat pedophilia as if it’s the equivalent of swiping a bag.of Doritos from a convenience store. Duggar can go “heal” in jail.

I grew a beard and I spend a lot of time not talking.

“I’m just telling you what my childhood was like. Not my childhood, but someone else’s.”

really bothered by the drug culture that surrounded my childhood —not mine personally. I grew up in suburbia

As someone suggested in the last Jez story on this topic, maybe it’s time to start sending these legislators used pads and tampons, because embryonic tissue.

I was reading the comments over on Gawker Prime (my pet name for the main Gawker blog) and I saw some people speculating that the prosecutor charged Van Dyke with first degree murder because he knew it would never stick and he could get off. I want to belive such a thing wouldn’t be possible but in the 2015 American…

“Especially for those (of) us in the pro-life movement”

“And in the case of Planned Parenthood, they have now been exposed for being involved in the trafficking of fetal human tissue for profit.”

It’s a bit surreal that Putin’s fee-fees play a large role in global politics. I mean, granted, the fee-fees of many politicians are their prime motivators, but in this case said fee-fees may decide that the best options for alleviating their woes are explosive and launched at high speeds.

My father is really bad with cats; once I placed an especially sweet, kissable kitten on his lap at a family party, and his hands curled up to his chest and he whispered "Please take it off of me, I don't know what it wants."