Fuck you, you Nazi dixie fuck. If we have to come back down there, like my great-great grandfather did, we aren’t just going to burn the place down, we are going to stay and finally teach you savages civilization.

As long as they fly the below version

This is cool, but seems kind of unnecessary and pointless.

A friend has one. It is an unmitigated piece of s**t that he can’t sell or get repaired. CP all day long.

... okay, you’re missing at least two: The Mustang 4 Cylinder Ecoboost (as also seen in the Focus RS)

“Car is a rare head turner”

All the mods are within 5-6000 miles. So the owner spends money to mod it and now wants to sell. My guess is the car has been ruined in some way.

He has a sign that reads, “Man Cave” and that almost trumps having a Harley

Lol seriously, can you imagine having money for actual nice cars, that drive fast and handle and look great, but you limit yourself to GM dog shit only?  LMAOO.  Boomer indeed.  

I know this MY was not available with a manual. But still, it’s an Automatic CP !

Yup. This car would have sold just fine if it hadn’t been completely devoid of character. There’s nothing about it that stands out. At least something like the Viper can overcome its cheap interior with style and power. The SS? Yawn. They didn’t even try.

I can’t help but think that the only reason these got enthusiasts attention at all is because GM spent so long lowering the bar.

These are so utterly unremarkable and forgettable. I’ve been in the back of one that an instructor was hooning around the track in Pontiac and appreciate the capabilities but I have trouble telling this from a Malibu. Same happened with the GTO/G8. If you are going to build a bad ass performance car can you make it…

Prices on these are nutty, but he wants you to pay for the mods, and that’s not how mods work. Stock offerings with comparable miles are significantly cheaper. Stock offerings at comparable prices have significantly fewer miles.

A case of the owner thinking mods add a ton of value. You can get a clean one for the same price with like 30,000 miles. Major CP. 

...but I do see a Malibu on every corner. CP.

this so succinctly describes Trump supporters. You should become a politician 

If you want to get *actually* pedantic, it’s only a dual carriageway if it has two lanes in each direction and divided by a median.

I get rated range in the summer, and about 70% of it in the winter. The battery and cabin heaters suck down electrons. One of the upsides of a gas engine is it wastes so much energy that the heat is free.

TLDR YMMV